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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
Can't stop laughing.
Too FUNNY!!
The best part is when Revan visited.

On the Dominion ship Norad IV, a shadow lurks.

"Firll batries athe Protossel (Fire all batteries at the Protoss vessel)." The battlecruiser's commander grumbled.

Zasz gracefully manuevered around the red bolts as the battlecruiser fired all of its batteries one volley after another.

Suddenly, a Marine screamed and writhed in pain as he was lifted in the air. I appeared from my cloak and from my claws the lifeless Terran dangled. "Whell (What the hell)!!!!" The commander grunted.

"You have breathed your last." I announced. I threw a powerful psi bolt at the Terran. The electricity sizzled and crackled in the air as it burned the commander's uniform. The man's body fell to the floor, dead before he hit. Startled by the sudden death to their commander, three Marines stood up to attack me. I lunged with deadly speed and kicked one Marine into the others. Rogue bullets richoceted off of the ceiling as the Terrans pulled their triggers into the air. I dodged them with the speed of a ravanous Zergling.

Quickly I lunged for a bridge officer and impaled him with my claws. The Marines were in the process of getting up. I dropped the lifeless body and grabbed another officer. "Shoot, if you dare." I challenged. The three Marines hesitated and I drew the officer's side arm. Firing with deadly accuracy, two of the Marines fell. The last one began to fire and I used the officer as a shield.

In a matter of minutes the bridge was splattered with blood and I had stopped the firing of the batteries. I hit a few buttons and began the self-destruct sequence. Opening a small warp rift, I dissappeared. In a few minutes the Norad IV blew up in a massive explosion.

Zasz was surprised when the vessel was destroyed. His communication system crackled back to life. Zasz then decided that he must continue his mission, return the artifact to Prelate.

"I can't believe it!" my eyes widened as a large dark cruiser had a tractor beam on a smalll Protoss vessel...
"That's Zasz's ship!" I screamed steering my ship into the main hanger along with his ship. I quickly pressed the cloaking device on my ship and attatched my ship onto the side of the ship. I jumped out of my ship cloaked and onto a... Battle Droid???
"Hey! what are you doing here!? Blast Him!" commanded a tan droid with a red lined torso.
All the other complete tan droids loaded their rifles and started firing.
I brought up my psi-blades and one of the droids yelled, "It's a Jedi!!!"
"WHAT THE **** IS A JEDI?" boomed Zasz as he ejected from his ship, a metal ball under one of his arms.
"Uncle!" cried a mental voice and, over the ridge in the ship, stood the grown up Temlaan...

Quote by Dark Prelate

I jumped out of my ship cloaked and onto a... Battle Droid???
"Hey! what are you doing here!? Blast Him!" commanded a tan droid with a red lined torso.
All the other complete tan droids loaded their rifles and started firing.
I brought up my psi-blades and one of the droids yelled, "It's a Jedi!!!"
"WHAT THE **** IS A JEDI?" boomed Zasz as he ejected from his ship, a metal ball under one of his arms.
"Uncle!" cried a mental voice and, over the ridge in the ship, stood the grown up Temlaan...

WAY WAY WAY Funnier that the last time. Nice way of combining SC and SW.

Looks like I have another faithful reader =p

Keep them coming! This could last forever if you keep getting it funnier and funnier!

LOL LOL LOL this is so talented and funny!!

"So you finally cracked the no-aging no-dieing thing huh?" I asked with curiosity.
"Yes, I found how to unfreeze my, what wasum.... Oh yes! Mido-Chlorines I think, from the void. Allowing me to move through time again."
"Friggin show off..." mumbled Zasz.
"Now Zasz." I glared coldly at Zasz.
"But still, this is odd... it has been 19 years but you look like you aged 150."
"My aging time accelerated for a short time after jumping back into the time stream. The Time Stream needed time to readjust me into the fabric of reality. I'm stabilized now"
"MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!" scramed one of the nearby droids. WHAM! I fell unconcious...

Quote by Dark Prelate

"So you finally cracked the no-aging no-dieing thing huh?" I asked with curiosity.
"Yes, I found how to unfreeze my, what wasum.... Oh yes! Mido-Chlorines I think, from the void.
"MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!" scramed one of the nearby droids. WHAM! I fell unconcious...

Nice job, agreed SC SW is the ultimate universe, I always wondered where Revan went. I never seemed to find him in the expansion. I admit that I did see this coming, the falcon was bound to go to far in hyperspace eventually, the question is, what next!
Keep Going!

Man. This keep getting better. I wonder whats next??

Quote by KnightSpector

Hehehe. Having trouble there Prelate? Here, I'll give you the blueprints of a nonlethal security system. It uses an Uraj crystal fragment and binds the subject that is deemed unauthorized with a psionic wrapping. It should be effective against stopping your experiments from getting loose. How about it? But the downside is, Kerrigan wants to have the notes on the Roach. She wants me to tell you that she doesn't know what it is or does. Deal or no deal?

This sounds a lot like Fantasy Baseball Team from 'knocked up'

We should start with 5 of any unit, based on a draw system, and negotiate with other players to make the ultimate squad

All of your suggestions will be taken into suggestion.
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"Huh?" I staggered slowly to my feet and held onto the window for support. I took a look around, I was on the main bridge of the ship. Battle Droids were running everywhere weapons armed. Temlaan was at the bridge sending orders to droids, and Zasz was fiddling with... A SITH STAR MAP! Stumbling over everything, I managed to get a hold of Temlaan.
"What is Zasz doing with the Star Map!?" I asked alarmed.
"He's trying to find a breach in that Star Forges security! ALL BATTERIES FIRE ON THOSE CAPITAL SHIPS! I WANT ALL BOMBER SQUADS TO TAKE OUT THOSE REPAIR DOCKS."
"St-St-Star Forge!? We're attacking the STAR FORGE!?" I stumbled to the window, and there it was. Large as a Star, the Star Forge, and it was cranking out new capital ships by the second, bombers and fighters zoomed around. Laser Batteries we're firing everywhere...(Knight feel free to jump in at anytime but don't do anything majorly affecting without consulting me.)

YAY!!!!
Star Forge, but where's Kerrigan? shouldnt she be here somewhere? I wouldnt be surprised if force = psionic power, but is the queen of the zerg the queen of the sith?
In either case, don't slow down, speed up

ive been following ur stroy from the beging, and i love!!! give me more to lol at!!! please!!!!

haha rofl!!

lol at the star wars stuff