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How Kerrigan stole Christmas
One day not so far in the future, the citizens of Tarsonis gathered merrily, as ships carrying Pine trees and Christmas decorations arrived.
Why, it was filled with Guatemalan Firs, Evergreens, and they all poured out all of them to the vulture crafts.
The terrans, big and small all gathered as the Hyperion of the emperor himself dropped off the biggest of the trees at town hall. All the Terrans oohed, and ahhed as the tree sprung alight with festive colors of red and green.
Why, it was so bright even on Shakuras the Protoss saw it.
The whole planet of Tarsonis decorated their houses with lights, Actuares even hired a fleet or two to spray snow all night.
But atop her throne on Char a dark soul sat. She, Kerrigan queen of the zerg suddenly grimaced.
"How can they celebrate a Christmas so bright, when even right now a war they're going to have to fight." Kerrigan uttered with a sneer. Why Kerringan hated Christmas as Zerg, no one knew. Some say the Overmind made her heart to small, others say her mentality was made to cruel. But the most likely reason they think, is because she has no one to celebrate with. Reason otherwise, she hated Christmas with her entire minuscule heart.
"One day," she muttered "one of these days, I'll show them, I'll steal that all away. That'll show them to be happy on such a grim day."
Then her lips curled with a merry ol' thought.
"Maybe I can," she laughed to herself "maybe I can take it all away."
Then Christmas Eve, came. Kerrigan mounted a slay pulled by 8 Corrupters adorned with horns and bells, she loaded it with sacks and bags to steal Christmas away.
"I'll steal everything," she laughed to the Zerg "mark my words, they will be sad."
That night on Tarsonis, Kerrigan rode across the sky.
The first stop she made was at the Terra skyscraper.
She climbed down the chimney to the old wooden oven. If Santa could do it, so could she.
Why, she only got stuck one or twice.
When she got in she looted the kitchen for every morsel there was. She took the Antigan buffalo to, live I might add.
When she was through, there wasn't even a crumb left in the house not even for the mouse.
Then she moved on to the Christmas tree. First she took the presents away, ornaments and all. Then as she tried to shove the Tree up the chimney, a small voice uttered,
"Santa, why are you taking our tree, all the way from ol' earth?" Kerrigan turned around to face the infant telepath, November Terra. Quickly she thought of a excuse.
"Why little girl," she cooed,"I'm taking the tree, to spray with anti-zerg goo. So none of the monsters will get to you."
Nova yawned to tired to read the insincere of Kerrigan's mind. So she sent Nova to bed with a cup of warm milk, and continued stealing the tree.
Throughout the whole night, to every single house. Kerrigan looted them all, leaving nothing for their mouses.
With her sack filled to bursting she climbed a board her sleigh, and rode all the way back to Char to finalize her plan.
She held the bag, over a volcano, and waited to see the look of Tarsonis.
At the dawn of morning on the planet. She saw small kids coming out. Each of them hand in hand with their parents, all the went to Acturus Mengsks fortress.
All of them complained on and on about how their gifts had disappeared, and the Emperor got pissed. So he sent Jimmy Raynor to find all the trees, gifts and things that were stolen that night.
He took the Hyperion, wondering where to look, when Kerrigan appeared over the volcano.
"Kerrigan!" cried Jimmy, with a daunt of surprise.
At that time, Kerrigans heart leapt at the sight of her former lover.
"Kerrigan, you! How could you steal Christmas altogether?"
Kerrigan ashamed of her actions, gave the sack of Christmas back.
"Why don't we go together?"
"Even after all this?!" exclaimed the other.
"Of course!" yelled Jimmy, "that's the true meaning of Christmas! To be together with those who you love!"
Kerrigan's heart softened, and together they rode, all the way to Tarsonis.
They gave the trees, the presents the lights! They gave it all back.
At the end of all that Kerrigan even found Nova, and gave her a Larva.


And that's how the story goes, and everyone was happy. At least until the Zergrinch showed up all unhappy.
"I overslept!" the Zergrinch had cried, "How does that give you the right to do my job?"
But Kerrigan promptly replied by knocking him off of the tallest peak on Tarsonis.